Over the Hill Birthday 60th Birthday Fortune Cookies
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Product Description

60th Birthday Fortune Cookies reveal fortunes for those who open the cookie. Each box of 60th Fortune Cookies contains 3.4 ounces (12 cookies). Fortune cookies make great party favors and taste great too!

Our fortune cookies have the following sayings:

People complain that you don't listen - you really just can't hear.

Sometimes you stop to think and forget to start again.

Young at Heart! (slightly older elsewhere)

Wrinkled is not one of the things you wanted to be when you grew up.

You check out your sexy neightbor, then find out ther're 70.

Your turn off the bedroom lights for economy, not romance.

You answer the phone, and then can't remember if you called them or they called you.

Your arms aren't long enough to read the fine print on this fortune cookie.

You'd make a comeback, but you haven't been anywhere.

You now plan your day around your afternoon nap.

You plan on living forever - so far so good!