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Life is short, do it up big! Biddy 20% OFF (4487)

Was: $19.99
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50 and Fabulous  Biddy 20% OFF  (12830)
50 and Fabulous Biddy 20% OFF (12830)

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Aging Is a Fine Art Biddy (4481)
Aging Is a Fine Art Biddy (4481)

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Aging Ain't For Sissies Biddy 20% OFF (4490)
Aging Ain't For Sissies Biddy 20% OFF (4490)

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Sexy Bobble Coot  20% OFF (4969)
Sexy Bobble Coot 20% OFF (4969)

Was: $19.99
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Senior Citizen Coot 20% OFF (4958)
Senior Citizen Coot 20% OFF (4958)

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Perfect Age Biddy (12828)
Perfect Age Biddy (12828)

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Boogie Coot (4952) 20% OFF
Boogie Coot (4952) 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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I've Still Got It Biddy 20% OFF (4486)
I've Still Got It Biddy 20% OFF (4486)

Was: $19.99
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Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes) Biddy 20% OFF (12800)
Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes) Biddy 20% OFF (12800)

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60 and Still A Stud Coot (12630) 20% OFF
60 and Still A Stud Coot (12630) 20% OFF

Was: $24.99
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Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya Biddy (4491)
Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya Biddy (4491)

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World's Coolest Grandma Biddy 20 % OFF (12841)
World's Coolest Grandma Biddy 20 % OFF (12841)

Was: $29.99
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Spending my children's inheritance Coot 20% OFF (12644)
Spending my children's inheritance Coot 20% OFF (12644)

Was: $29.99
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Still likes a little heavy petting Biddy 20% OFF (12842)
Still likes a little heavy petting Biddy 20% OFF (12842)

Was: $19.99
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In her 50's and still fabulous Biddy 20% OFF (12843)
In her 50's and still fabulous Biddy 20% OFF (12843)

Was: $24.99
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In his 50's and still a Hottie Coot 20% OFF (12646)
In his 50's and still a Hottie Coot 20% OFF (12646)

Was: $24.99
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In her 60's and still so Sexy Biddy 20% OFF (12844)
In her 60's and still so Sexy Biddy 20% OFF (12844)

Was: $24.99
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In his 60's and still Sexy Coot 20% OFF (12647)
In his 60's and still Sexy Coot 20% OFF (12647)

Was: $24.99
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In her 70's and she's still got it Biddy 20% OFF (12845)
In her 70's and she's still got it Biddy 20% OFF (12845)

Was: $24.99
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In his 70's and still Sexy Coot 20% OFF
In his 70's and still Sexy Coot 20% OFF

Was: $24.99
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I want my Senior Citizen discount right friggin' now  Biddy 20% OFF (4484)
I want my Senior Citizen discount right friggin' now Biddy 20% OFF (4484)

Was: $24.99
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The older he gets the more Irish he becomes Coot 20% OFF (12604)
The older he gets the more Irish he becomes Coot 20% OFF (12604)

Was: $24.99
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Still like a virgin Biddy 20% OFF (12846)
Still like a virgin Biddy 20% OFF (12846)

Was: $19.99
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Old Doctors never die, (They just lose their patience) Coot 25% OFF (12609)
Old Doctors never die, (They just lose their patience) Coot 25% OFF (12609)

Was: $19.99
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The older she gets the more Irish she becomes Biddy 20% OFF (12816)
The older she gets the more Irish she becomes Biddy 20% OFF (12816)

Was: $24.99
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You're Never Too Old To Take Pride In Your Accomplishments  20% OFF (4962)
You're Never Too Old To Take Pride In Your Accomplishments 20% OFF (4962)

Was: $24.99
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It's not the age, it's the attitude Biddy 20% OFF (12804)
It's not the age, it's the attitude Biddy 20% OFF (12804)

Was: $19.99
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Still dosen't play well with others 20% OFF (4966)
Still dosen't play well with others 20% OFF (4966)

Was: $19.99
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Goddess of Garage Sales Biddy 20% OFF (12806)
Goddess of Garage Sales Biddy 20% OFF (12806)

Was: $19.99
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Proud he can still get a big one Coot 20% OFF (12601)
Proud he can still get a big one Coot 20% OFF (12601)

Was: $19.99
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A little whining with friends is a good thing Biddys 20% OFF (12807)
A little whining with friends is a good thing Biddys 20% OFF (12807)

Was: $34.99
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Age is all in our minds, now if we can just convince our bodies Biddy 20% OFF (12809)
Age is all in our minds, now if we can just convince our bodies Biddy 20% OFF (12809)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Old Firefighters never die (Their hose just shrivels a bit) Coot 25% OFF (12610)
Old Firefighters never die (Their hose just shrivels a bit) Coot 25% OFF (12610)

Was: $19.99
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A bit older maybe but still Absolutely Fabulous Biddy 20% OFF (12824)
A bit older maybe but still Absolutely Fabulous Biddy 20% OFF (12824)

Was: $19.99
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Still every bit the Playboy Coot 20% OFF (12613)
Still every bit the Playboy Coot 20% OFF (12613)

Was: $19.99
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Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever Biddy 20% OFF (12826)
Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever Biddy 20% OFF (12826)

Was: $19.99
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Chefs never age, they become more seasoned Coot 25% OFF (12608)
Chefs never age, they become more seasoned Coot 25% OFF (12608)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
In the casino scene, she's Queen Mother of the slot machine Biddy 20% OFF (12817)
In the casino scene, she's Queen Mother of the slot machine Biddy 20% OFF (12817)

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
Wine improves with age the older she gets the better she likes it  Biddy 20% OFF (12820)
Wine improves with age the older she gets the better she likes it Biddy 20% OFF (12820)

Was: $19.99
Now: $15.99
What retirement he's forever on the job Coot 20% OFF (12614)
What retirement he's forever on the job Coot 20% OFF (12614)

Was: $19.99
Now: $15.99
Aged to Perfection Biddy 20% OFF (12837)
Aged to Perfection Biddy 20% OFF (12837)

Was: $21.99
Now: $17.59
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks Biddy 20% OFF (12832)
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks Biddy 20% OFF (12832)

Was: $21.99
Now: $17.59
American Idol Coot 20% OFF (12624)
American Idol Coot 20% OFF (12624)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
With age comes Wisdom and Spirtual Enlightenments or not Coot 20% OFF (12621)
With age comes Wisdom and Spirtual Enlightenments or not Coot 20% OFF (12621)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
A little older a little sweeter but still so sassy Biddy 20% OFF (12838)
A little older a little sweeter but still so sassy Biddy 20% OFF (12838)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
She takes birthdays with a grain of salt and tequila and lime Biddy 20% OFF (12839)
She takes birthdays with a grain of salt and tequila and lime Biddy 20% OFF (12839)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Can't remember where she left her glasses Biddy 20% OFF (12940)
Can't remember where she left her glasses Biddy 20% OFF (12940)

Was: $12.49
Now: $9.99
I'd retire but who'd replace me Coot 20% OFF (4988)
I'd retire but who'd replace me Coot 20% OFF (4988)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
The Secret To Happiness Is A Good Sense Of Humor And A Bad Memory Biddy 20% OFF (12803)
The Secret To Happiness Is A Good Sense Of Humor And A Bad Memory Biddy 20% OFF (12803)

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
Retired and enjoying lifes simple pleasures Coot 20% OFF (4996)
Retired and enjoying lifes simple pleasures Coot 20% OFF (4996)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Here's to old friends!  They know everything about you but can't remember it.  Biddy 20% OFF (12821)
Here's to old friends! They know everything about you but can't remember it. Biddy 20% OFF (12821)

Was: $34.99
Now: $26.99
Still Lookin' for adventure for whatever comes their way Coot s & Biddys  20% OFF (4992)
Still Lookin' for adventure for whatever comes their way Coot s & Biddys 20% OFF (4992)

Was: $29.99
Now: $22.99
Still the Sex Goddess Biddy 20% OFF
Still the Sex Goddess Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Youth is wasted on the young Coot 20% OFF (4961)
Youth is wasted on the young Coot 20% OFF (4961)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
You can still have the body of a 22 year old just get him drunk first Biddy 20% OFF  (12847)
You can still have the body of a 22 year old just get him drunk first Biddy 20% OFF (12847)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
As in life the show must go on Coot 20% OFF (4987)
As in life the show must go on Coot 20% OFF (4987)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Still looks hot in a thong Biddy 20% OFF (12852)
Still looks hot in a thong Biddy 20% OFF (12852)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
He's not just and old fart coot 20% OFF (12600)
He's not just and old fart coot 20% OFF (12600)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Sitting in his chair its a beautiful thing Coot 20% OFF (4964)
Sitting in his chair its a beautiful thing Coot 20% OFF (4964)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Stays in shape for the babes Coot 20% OFF (12603)
Stays in shape for the babes Coot 20% OFF (12603)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
You hydrate your way, honey, and I'll hydrate mine Biddy 20% OFF (12850)
You hydrate your way, honey, and I'll hydrate mine Biddy 20% OFF (12850)

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
A bit Older but still great in the sack Coot 20% OFF (12654)
A bit Older but still great in the sack Coot 20% OFF (12654)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
A wee bit older but still a wonderous woman Biddy 20% OFF (12854)
A wee bit older but still a wonderous woman Biddy 20% OFF (12854)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
The higher the pants, the closer to haven Coot 20% OFF (12653)
The higher the pants, the closer to haven Coot 20% OFF (12653)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Birthdays are for living and hair is for dyeing Biddy 20% OFF (12849)
Birthdays are for living and hair is for dyeing Biddy 20% OFF (12849)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
At his age gettin any means enough sleep Coot 20% OFF (12652)
At his age gettin any means enough sleep Coot 20% OFF (12652)

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
Drink up Only one more shopping day until tomorrow Biddy 20% OFF (12851)
Drink up Only one more shopping day until tomorrow Biddy 20% OFF (12851)

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
I Stay Fit By Working On My Six-Pack Coot 20% OFF (12650)
I Stay Fit By Working On My Six-Pack Coot 20% OFF (12650)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Sometimes I make up my age Biddy 20% OFF (12853)
Sometimes I make up my age Biddy 20% OFF (12853)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
If things get better with age then I must be magnificent Coot 20% OFF (12655)
If things get better with age then I must be magnificent Coot 20% OFF (12655)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
I can still party all night as long as I'm in bed by eight Biddy 20% OFF  (12848)
I can still party all night as long as I'm in bed by eight Biddy 20% OFF (12848)

Was: $19.99
Now: $15.99
Birthdays are like underware, they keep creeping up on you Coot 20% OFF  (12651)
Birthdays are like underware, they keep creeping up on you Coot 20% OFF (12651)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Born To Lose, hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc. Coot 20% OFF  (4965)
Born To Lose, hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc. Coot 20% OFF (4965)

Was: $21.99
Now: $16.59
Over the hill Over what hill He can't remember any hill Coot 20% OFF (12623)
Over the hill Over what hill He can't remember any hill Coot 20% OFF (12623)

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Still the Sexy Couple Coots & Biddys 20% OFF (4991)
Still the Sexy Couple Coots & Biddys 20% OFF (4991)

Was: $27.99
Now: $21.39
Still a Bowling Diva  Biddy 20% OFF
Still a Bowling Diva Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $21.99
Now: $16.99
Aging is a risky business 40% OFF Coot
Aging is a risky business 40% OFF Coot

Was: $24.99
Now: $14.99
Born to be wild too old to care coot 20% OFF
Born to be wild too old to care coot 20% OFF

Was: $39.99
Now: $30.99
Is it hot in here or is it just me 35% OFF Biddy
Is it hot in here or is it just me 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
Now: $15.99
LAUGH until you tinkle in your panties 35% OFF Biddy
LAUGH until you tinkle in your panties 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
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I'm good at telling stories  over and over and over 40% OFF Coot
I'm good at telling stories over and over and over 40% OFF Coot

Was: $24.99
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The first time you ask me my age will also be your last  35% OFF Biddy
The first time you ask me my age will also be your last 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
Now: $15.99
I only need one drink to REALLY celebrate 20% OFF Biddy
I only need one drink to REALLY celebrate 20% OFF Biddy

Was: $29.99
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He is still hot to trot 32% OFF Coot
He is still hot to trot 32% OFF Coot

Was: $27.99
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The bar tender used to check my ID now he checks my pulse 35% OFF Biddy
The bar tender used to check my ID now he checks my pulse 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
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Hair Today Gone Tomorrow  32% OFF  Coot
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow 32% OFF Coot

Was: $27.99
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This is what I think of aging gracefully 35% OFF Biddy
This is what I think of aging gracefully 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
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Another Birthday hoop de friggin do 35% OFF Biddy
Another Birthday hoop de friggin do 35% OFF Biddy

Was: $24.99
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If they don't have beer in heaven I'm not going!  30% OFF Coot
If they don't have beer in heaven I'm not going! 30% OFF Coot

Was: $24.99
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Sexy 60 Biddy 20% OFF
Sexy 60 Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Viagra Coot 20% OFF
Viagra Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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On A Roll Bobble Coot 20% OFF
On A Roll Bobble Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Poodle Action Bobble Coot 20% OFF
Poodle Action Bobble Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Sleeping Golfer Coot 20% OFF
Sleeping Golfer Coot 20% OFF

Was: $31.99
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Truckin Bobble Coot 20% OFF
Truckin Bobble Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Barrel Bobble Coot 20% OFF
Barrel Bobble Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Buddha Belly Coot 20% OFF
Buddha Belly Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Racer Bobble Coot 20% OFF
Racer Bobble Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Super Fart Coot 20% OFF
Super Fart Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
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Hula Retired Bobble Coot 20%
Hula Retired Bobble Coot 20%

Was: $19.99
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Old age  Bling it on  40% OFF Coot
Old age Bling it on 40% OFF Coot

Was: $24.99
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My grandkids are cuter than yours 30% OFF Biddy
My grandkids are cuter than yours 30% OFF Biddy

Was: $34.99
Now: $23.49
Still on the go...and often Coot 20% OFF
Still on the go...and often Coot 20% OFF

Was: $34.99
Now: $26.99
Bling It On Biddy 20% OFF
Bling It On Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Boxtox Biddy 20% OFF
Boxtox Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Global Wining Biddy 20% OFF
Global Wining Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $29.99
Now: $21.99
Good Cause Coot 20% OFF
Good Cause Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Gets the Grill Coot 20% OFF
Gets the Grill Coot 20% OFF

Was: $24.99
Now: $18.99
Go The Distance Coot 20% OFF
Go The Distance Coot 20% OFF

Was: $19.99
Now: $14.99
Biddy Babes Biddy 20% OFF
Biddy Babes Biddy 20% OFF

Was: $39.99
Now: $30.99
Sexy Age Coot 30% OFF
Sexy Age Coot 30% OFF

Was: $24.99
Now: $16.49
Rock and Roll Coot 30% OFF
Rock and Roll Coot 30% OFF

Was: $29.99
Now: $19.99
Cool Old Dude Coot 30% OFF
Cool Old Dude Coot 30% OFF

Was: $24.99
Now: $16.49
I Still Get Carded Biddy 20% OFF (12871)
I Still Get Carded Biddy 20% OFF (12871)

Was: $21.99
Now: $17.59
I can resist everything except temptation Biddy 20% OFF (12870)
I can resist everything except temptation Biddy 20% OFF (12870)

Was: $21.99
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Forget Mr. Right  I'll Take Mr. Right Now Biddy 20% OFF (12874)
Forget Mr. Right I'll Take Mr. Right Now Biddy 20% OFF (12874)

Was: $21.99
Now: $17.59
She's Bringing Sexy Back Biddy 20% OFF (12873)
She's Bringing Sexy Back Biddy 20% OFF (12873)

Was: $21.99
Now: $17.59
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