Product Description
Couch Potato, Let the couch take a breather!
These pills are for people who can't stand being detached from their couch cushion. If to you, staring at a blank TV is a better option than getting off your ass to search for a lost remote, it is time to by these pills and pry yourself from that lazy-boy indentation.
DIRECTIONS:
Ask someone to place this pill bottle outside of arm's reach from you, then stand up, take two pills and DO NOT sit back down.
WARNING:
Physical movement may cause wheezing, jiggling, weight loss and ass-shrinkage.
These pills are for people who can't stand being detached from their couch cushion. If to you, staring at a blank TV is a better option than getting off your ass to search for a lost remote, it is time to by these pills and pry yourself from that lazy-boy indentation.
DIRECTIONS:
Ask someone to place this pill bottle outside of arm's reach from you, then stand up, take two pills and DO NOT sit back down.
WARNING:
Physical movement may cause wheezing, jiggling, weight loss and ass-shrinkage.